enjoy ppl (no offence mamaz) Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”?
More???
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!..
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it…
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas….
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse…
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!..
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan…
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”..
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!..
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!..
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.”…
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up….
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind…
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!..
What exactly do you want answering here??
By the way, these are all 20 years old
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